I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
i just texted myself to see if my texts were working
forgot i texted myself
received that message
and then replied to myself with “who is this”
and then received that message two seconds later and was like “whoah who is that”
literally the stupidest thing
i have ever done
My cousin gave me this book for Christmas one year and told me she learned a lot from it. It made me angry and it made me fiercely proud; I learned so much about what it meant to be Irish Catholic. This book gave me respect for ancestors I never knew. It was passionate and raw like no other book I’ve read. I will forever be grateful to my cousin for this wonderful gift.
Stephen Colbert dances to Get Lucky by Daft Punk with Hugh Laurie, Jeff Bridges, Jimmy Fallon, Bryan Cranston, Jon Stewart, Henry Kissinger, Nick Cannon, and Matt Damon.
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies